what is curling, i have no idea

It is a sport. It is also something you can do to your hair. If you really are in the army, you may want to limit your activities to the sport. Helpful safety tip there.

you slide a weight on the ice, kind of like team shuffleboard on ice skates with a 50-pound puck, and people doing a lot of silly things like sweeping the ice in front of the puck to make it slide better. Canadians and Scots love it. Google it.

You slide on ice delivering ''rocks or stones''. To make it go further or make it curl less you sweep it with special brushes/brooms. The object of the game is to get it closest to the centre. So if you have two stones closer to the centre than your opponent you get 2 points!

its a really boring sport that stupid people like to play using brooms!

it is the sport of sweeping ice and throw rock around.