is the moon really made from cheese

Yes.

Why do you think in that nursery rhyme that the cow jumped over the moon?

Cows make the milk that make cheese. Think about it.

And if you really believe this, l can get you a really great deal on the Washington or Brooklyn Bridge, if you're interested.

Hell yeah!

yes, swiss. Hence the the holey look

of course it is.
why do you think people want to get to the moon so much? They love cheese.

Yes. According to one of the Wallace and Grommit shorts it is made from Wensleydale cheese, l personally believe it is blue rock (why else would it have that grey colour and pitted look to it?). Also by the way can l interest you in some genuine Loch Ness monster skin?

If it is true, the moon must be a cows planet.

No you want to go up to the moon to collect dust to see if there is cheese?

Yes, l bought 2 bars of cheese there yesterday.

Of course it is

no it made from rock {DUH!}

why do not you go and become an astronaut with 10 years of studying, be rejected, get picked, work another 10 years at the space place, and then get picked for an astronaut. wait 5 years while they make a rocket, finally it is finished, take 2 hrs to go in a spacesuit, blast of, take a 4 month round trip and come back with dust in your hand. instead you waste 5 points to give others 2. easy!

P.S. you are in the CURLING section, Mr. smarty.

You bet.

l wish. l like cheese. Too bad though. The holes are from the astroides that create those holes in the moon, giving the swiss cheese look.

by the way: l agree w/ blue fever. WHY IN THE *****'S NAME IS THIS UNDER THE CURLING SECTION?!?!?!!?!?!