who invented the skip

The first gay man who ever came out of the closet! As soon as he got out he was so happy he started doing the ''skip''

Alan Partridge--

Alan: Who invented the skip?

Jack: l don’t care who invented the skip. l think it’s way out of order –

Alan: [Speaking over him] Who invented the skip?

Jack: – u speak like a man who has no knowledge of his subject –

Alan: Who invented the skip?

Jack: – that you’re talking about, right?

Alan: Who invented the skip?

Jack: l don’t know invented the bloody skip. Bobby Moore, l don’t bloody know, do I?

Alan: That’s wrong.

Jack: I’m just sick & tired of u slagging farmers off. Are u going to apologise to them all on ur show, r you, eh? Are u going to apol –

Alan: Come on, l mean, u must know some of the rotten rubbish u produce, l mean, tongue, for example. Who eats tongue, for goodness’ sake? Ever seen a tongue sticking out of a sesame seed cob?

Lou

children or triple jumpers.

the bunny.or maybe the kangaroo?

someone tripped in a humorous fashion and people began to imitate him to make fun of it. Others, not knowing of this, began to skip merrily to the lou. :)

skoda, the day the built a convertible

If you mean the huge receptacles for rubbish, l do not know but what a bloody great invention.

l think it was a kangaroo

An old American guy called Skip ws secretly working on a big container to bury his moaning obese wife in after he had murdered her.She stumbled across it in the garage and asked him what it was.He told her it was a prototype go-kart for giants and he just had to fix on the wheels.''That is rubbish Skip'' she said.The rest is history.

Mr Rubbish

An Australian called SKIPPY.

Skipper Johnson. Google him. He is amazing ;)